300 used tea bags with original string still attached. Individually resealed for your convenience. Each one was lovingly made from only the finest quality imported tea leaves. Previous owner was a little old lady from Long Island who hopes that you enjoy them as much as she did. These used tea bags would be perfect for serving high tea, making sun tea, soothing tired eyes, or reading the future. So take the plunge and buy now, before someone beats you to the punch.

All serious trade offers will be considered.

This Scarecrow has scared literally thousands of crows. Mangled clothes and missing arm makes crows and trespassers alike think twice about messing with someone who would treat her own scarecrow that way. Also great for Halloween. No child can stare this scarecrow in its remaining, coal black eye, and not pee their pants with fright. And its bloodstains are so lifelike they will get anyone going—even local law enforcement. But not to worry, the case is closed and the victims remains are still unclaimed after all these years, so this scariest of scarecrows can remain scarily intact. The buyer should note that some people are put off by what has been described by some as “a stench that could only be a decaying corpse” and by others as “the stale urine of a thousand Porto potties.” The smell is, in fact, the smell of fear and adds to the scarecrow’s scaryosity. $50 obo

For Sale: One pre-loved goldfish, immaculately groomed. Has been cleaned regularly but now missing some scales. Slight buoyancy issue, otherwise in good condition. Was my daughter's so must go to a good home. $10 ONO

You never know when a fad will run the price of a formerly popular item back up again - look at Pez Dispensers! Be prepared for any returning fad with our nostalgia fad pack!

Each Pack Includes:

1 Hula Hoop - An extremely popular item, and a great slimming device. These items were plentiful until a fire mysteriously erupted in the warehouses they were stored in so act now!

1 Pet Rock - Complete with care instructions.

1 Cabbage Patch Kid - Complete with adoption papers and a college tuition bill.

1 Beanie Baby - Perhaps the ultimate fad item! Buy it for $5, sell it for hundreds.

2 Mood Rings - could magically change color with your moods, or your hot flashes, whichever.

These items are available for the low, low price of $19.99 (per month for 12 months, billed to a major credit card)

Operators are standing by!

FOR SALE!

Once in a lifetime opportunity.

You can be the proud owner of a piece of cold toast! Only one previous owner! The little old lady who possessed this item only took it out for a little bite on Sundays! Barely touched! Hardly masticated!

This barely used consumable item would take pride of place in any lounge room or games room! Hours of viewing pleasure! Be the envy of everyone you have ever met!

Why be the last on your block to own what will soon become THE accessory of the age?

A piece of cold toast!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

If you buy NOW and order in the next thirty-seven and a half minutes, you will also receive, absolutely free of charge, a genuine glob of margarine to spread on the toast (knife not supplied).

What are you waiting for? Call now! Please... call now!

Lime green leisure suit with simulated gold chains for sale.

They say fashion, like a semi-digested meal, repeats itself. Be on the cutting edge of the trend with this authentic 1970 vintage lime green 100% polyester leisure suit. Yes, the beginning of the disco age, with its flashing lights, singles scene, and a dance floor so packed nobody can tell you have no idea how to dance!

Impress the hot chicks at the retirement village with your best Travolta moves, knowing you are one sharp looking dude. And this time the loud music can’t hurt your ears, you are already deaf from it!

Included with your order will be one genuine imitation silver plated miniature spoon, suitable for eating soup, or measuring medication dosages!

So why wait? Nothing lasts forever, and that includes you. Why not go out in style?

Only $79.95

Dishwasher for sale. Can be erratic at times, but performance is reliable when properly handled. Unit is 15 years old. Guaranteed to work for 3 more years, but could last up to 15 years. When not in use as dishwasher, unit can double as lawn mower or babysitter. Meals and bed required. No batteries included. You must transport unit daily to upgrade facility for downloading of sophisticated data. Warning: keep all game systems out of reach. Game systems interfere with unit’s ability to function properly. We will accept the best offer above manufacturer’s blue book.

Now you can chew your food without breaking the bank! Dentures - two upper, three lower. None of these are matched sets, but could be worn as such. All are in very good condition, just a little staining and scuffing of the teeth and some black marks on the gums. Should clean up nicely with a little elbow grease. One of the lowers has a missing tooth, but it is one of the back molars and would not be noticeable. Will sell individually, but if you buy all five we will include a tube of Fixodent (almost new!) as a bonus. These have already given years of faithful service but have plenty of use left. We offer no returns, but buyer is welcome to try them on for fit before purchase.

COMPLETE SET OF 1976 STAR WARS ACTION FIGURES! Original run of figures entirely complete with the exceptions of Luke, Leia, Han Solo, Darth Vader, and all other characters appearing in the movies. Included figure (unnamed robot – bounty hunter?) comes with ORIGINAL EXTREMELY RARE ERROR non-Star Wars packaging (Gobots) and changes from Star Wars character to motorcycle and back. Includes all accessories except for laser blaster, right arm, rocket pack, left arm, head, light-up sword, and torso. In MINT CONDITION with slight wear, some rubbing, acid pitting, chipped paint, teeth marks, freezer burn, moderate water damage, intangibility. FREE SHIPPING anywhere in the U.S. and Canada for a slightly higher price (depending on buyer's location.) For further details and a picture of the item please send me $5 and a picture of a Star Wars action figure.

Vintage Newspapers For Sale.
These newspapers are from the Rocky Mountain News from 2001 - 2007. They have all been read, and all of the stories have been verified. Some of the pages may show slight signs of use from being used as a bird cage liner, but they were kept to preserve the complete newspaper. Totaling over 2400 days worth of complete newspapers, this collection would be perfect for those of you who just woke up from a 6 year long coma, or who are just interested in the news. A steal at only $7200.00 for the whole collection, or $3.00 per newspaper. If you have other questions, feel free to contact me at (303) 555-1234.