Bad Comments

Bad Comments

Comments you don't need to see.
Contest ended 8 years ago 9/27/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 5 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

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1
By whitehole (Score: 6.481)
3

omfg, i <3 ur pic!!!!!! _/*^_________^*\_
a/s/l????????
u r so 1337 @ fotoshop can u make 1 4 me!!! i want a pic of me wif Trunks from DBZ u know DBZ? & can u put a unicorn in the background plz i kno u r busy but u r lik my god!!!!!! ***^///^*** do u think u can draw me as a wolf 2 plz?! u r soooooo good at artz plz teach me how??????????? *___* i have a webcomic about me & my freinds lik if we were sailor moon!!!!!!111 plz visit it but my skillz are nothing compared 2 urs!!!! my mummy thinks i am good at art tho and i want 2 go 2 art school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **^____^*** i will never b as good as u tho. i luv ur pics!!! plz message me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i luv u. i will b sooooo depressed if u ignore me!!! plz call me 2!!!!!! 555-5555 plzkthxbye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Word count: 154
Please do not critique my entry.
 
2
By DweenW1K (Score: 6.36)
3

Bad. Bad bad bad. Bad bad badbadbadbad. BAD.
Strep throat bad.
Mary Worth bad.
Gigli bad.
I looked up bad in the dictionary and saw your entry.
Hey, did you look at your bad entry before you submitted it?
Your bad entry makes baby Jesus cry.
Jamie Farr would GONG your entry, because it's so bad.
If Worth1000 gave awards for bad entries, you would win. Or LOSE.
It's bad, and not in a good way.
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown changed his name because he was so ashamed to have a moniker that might be associated with your bad, bad entry.

Well, it might not be THAT bad, but it sure isn't very good.

Word count: 114
 
3
By CerysJ (Score: 6.264)
3

I'd like to say how much I loved your entry. So many people come to this site and are overawed by the standard of contest entries, and it's nice to see someone who deliberately submits substandard work just to make those who are new to the site feel better. Your entry reminds me a lot of my own early attempts - the ones I made before I accepted the fact that Photoshop just wasn't for me. In a way I feel that you're carrying the torch for mediocrities everywhere - keep it up!

Word count: 91
Please do not critique my entry.
 
First Place
# 4
By tracylee (Score: 6.151)
1

I like the picture that's up two from this one on the page. It's really pretty.

Word count: 16
 
5
By Kzanderall (Score: 6.122)
2

I was wondering how you managed to download this from your Etch-A-Sketch.

Word count: 12
 
Second Place
# 6
By Spook (Score: 6.05)
1

It was nice of you to let us know that this is your first submission and that you would like feedback.

1. Please do not use excessive drugs while developing your post.
2. Please keep in mind that Microsoft 'Paint' is not the best tool to use.
3. "Cut, Copy. and Paste" are good tools for Microsoft Word, not Photoshop.
4. Please let this be your last submission. I have more important things to do than to fuel the fantasies of a dull wannabe.

Word count: 84
 
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Third Place
# 7
By WillieTheCat (Score: 5.864)
1

Just one minor suggestion; stay in school.

Word count: 7
 
8
By Spook (Score: 5.792)
2

I like your work so much that I found out where you live. I sold everything I had and moved to your neighborhood to be close to you. I like watching you at night, your face glowing in the screen. Sometimes I tap on the window. I hope that I'm an inspiration to you.

Signed,
Your Biggest Fan

P.S.
I'm the one who leaves the gifts on your doorstep.

Word count: 70
 
9
By yiddle (Score: 5.768)
3

first of all, i had to increase my monitor resolution from 640x480 just to see your entire entry. second, this entry is so bad that my cat could do better. in fact, my cat *did* do my entry and it's ranked 3 higher than yours. my advice: buy a more artistic cat, or at least introduce yours to the wacom.

Word count: 60
 
10
By Kzanderall (Score: 5.754)
3

Too bad I can’t give you anything less than a 1.

Word count: 11
 

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