Sadly she is the most un-sung yet universally respected deity of them all. Déesse des coeurs cassés - the goddess of the broken hearted. For anyone who has loved and lost, then found themselves eventually able to sweep the shattered shards of their heart from the floor - and rebuild their faith a'new. This, is for you.

I realize I overlooked the 'funny' angle, but with all respect to her, she has come to my aid more than once in this life time.

Special thanks to ~nanfe-stock and ~shadavar-stock, as well as sXc.

A close up of her repair work can be seen here.

This is the Dessert Deity also known as the Chocolate Goddess.
She exists deep down inside every woman and allows her to have the faith that those rich chocolate desserts won't go directly to her hips....

Her followers can be heard chanting the mantra...I'd rather have chocolate than sex...I'd rather have chocolate than sex....

The Goddess of Mozzarella appears to the housewife that is desperate because she's cooking pizza for 12 people and have just one pack of mozzarella cheese left, because she forgot to buy it.

We all love him but the question is if he is friendly or not? I think second ;)

You aren't loosing hair, it is just being moved.

All images created personally or taken from Google image search

Typicus* - The God of Word Processing.

Gosh it was hard trying to stop the laptop looking too shiny and "real". I still don't think I've done it as well as I could have done. So any critique/tips will be gratefully appreciated.

(*Pronounced "Type-e-cus")

The player is a picture from Abbema, and was taken from Art Renewal Center.
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And the angel is a photo of an "angel de piedra",
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but I don't know where it came from.Hope they have not copyright.

The Goddess of the Ring is responsible for that darn ringing in your ear. It is her mission to test our hearing one ear at a time to ensure our maximum hearing capabilities.

and as he dumped her via text message, she summoned the goddess of angry x girlfriends. who then burnt his house down.