The Beatles sang Michelle this way:

Michelle, my belle.

Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

But some of us hear:

Sunday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song.

mishearing david bowies SPACE ODDITY lyric

"ground control to major tom"

as

"clown control to mao tse-tung"

this was a quicky but i was eager to see what it'd look like as a pic. be gentle!!

"God save the queen
She ain't no human being", sing U2.
"God shave the queen
She is ant no human being", we heard.
When you are Spanish, the English lyrics are much more funny.

UB40 - Food For Thought

Original: "Ivory Madonna"

Misheard: "I've a green banana"

Eagles: Hotel California.

Real lyric: "Then she lit up a candle,
And she showed me the way."

Heard: "Then she lit up a Ken doll,
And she showed me the way."

Source:http://www.tältkvinnan.se/blandatbajs/ken.jpg

Original song: "Don't go chasin' waterfalls"

I heard: "Don't go to Jason Waterfalls"

Let me know what you think. Critiques will only make me better.

Bakin' carrot biscuits!

(Takin' Care of Business! - by BTO)

Thanks to MorgueFile for the original.

alanis morissette's you oughta know -- I always thought she said "the crossed-eyed bear that you gave to me" instead of "the cross I bare that you gave to me." ... source 1 - source 2 please comment & please view full

We are liv-ing in a Cheerio world...

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(I have read the guidelines about bikinis, and wish to note that:
A. It's not any girl; it's the artist who sang the Mondegreen.
B. It's not a girl; it's a heap of cereal.
3. A bikini is eminently practical when bathing in a pool of milk.)