Kwizmuhkel

Slarth [slar – th]
Noun
An individual who chooses to live a lifestyle characterized by any combination of the following: poor hygiene; un-kept/filthy living quarters; bad manners; self-centered; apathetic of others; narcissistic; dishonest; general belief that the world owes them.

Slarthing v., Slarthily adv., Slarthy adj.

Synonyms
Freeloader; gutter-punk; squatter; moocher; deadbeat; delinquent; loafer

That kurkling snarfling arshin-head had the CRUP to actually BLAY my PEG before I had a chance to trimkin fix my goppin mistake!

Fajeeking

Greuberella [Grū – bur – el - uh]
Noun
Any young starlet who has clearly been given way too much in life before ever learning to appreciate any of it.

Verb
The act of being or acting like a Greuberella; “She is greubing it tonight.”

Related forms
Greubling, noun
A hanger-on of a Greuberella; “He is her latest greubling.”

Clunkding is a term usually used in conjunction with the term 'Doothead', and denotes the state of mind you are in when, after parking your car in a store shopping lot, discover a shiny new dent in the side of your car where a thoughtful person slammed his door or a shopping cart into it.

Clunkding! Some Doothead bopped my new car!

Hoowa /’hʊ::::,ʍɶ/ n., v., 1 the expurgated refuse after vomiting . 2 the act of vomiting. 3 a gross and unsightly object. 4 the mating call of the modern city-man.

‘And now thou wouldst eat thy dead hoowa up, and howl’st to find it’ – Archbishop of York (Shak.)

‘He hoowaed all over the diningroom’ – Mother (Angry)

'That vase has hoowa written all over it' -- Anon. Art-critic

‘Do you come here… hoowa!’ – Dave (At Launay’s)

Popup² /’pɒp,ʌp/ n., colloq. – adj. 1 an unwanted guest. 2 colloq. a derogative term aimed at ‘hangers-on’.

‘As thou art liegeman to us, that thou carry this female popup hence; and that thou bear it to some remote and desert place; quite out of our dominions’ – Leontes (Shak.)

‘Her popup-brother watches us, even in union’ - Mike (Last Wednesday)

Margee

Verb

1. To make an uninvited criticism.
2. To display self-importance in an annoying manner.

Examples:
"User216 margeed my entry when I specifically indicated 'please do not critique'!"
"The other day he was margeeing all around the office, as if he was god himself."

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