Welcome to the Weekly National Sun-Globe News. As you know, we're the supermarket tabloid that covers those stories the National Enquirer considers too unbelievable. "Bigfoot Wins Ballroom Dance Contest" was ours. So were "Giant Killer Fleas Attack Pope", "Bat Boy Weds Two-headed Sheep", and "Aliens Join Writing Staff of 'Lost'." Unfortunately, our last artist quit, so we need someone to help provide photographic "proof" for our articles. Are you game?

In this contest, you need to create an image to accompany a wacky tabloid article. This isn't "Urban Legends" or "Hoaxes" - we're not going for believability here. The more outrageous the concept, the better. But even if no one in their right mind would ever believe the article, we still want the picture to look authentic.

Remember, your entry must include a manipulated image. Do not simply take a photo and add a funny caption! It's about the chops!

As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours to submit for this contest, so make your submission count.