Silly Similes

Silly Similes

You're like, ya know
Contest ended 8 years ago 10/26/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 5 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

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First Place
# 1
By jago (Score: 6.17)
1

Stopped at the traffic light, he revved the engine and leered at me like an old dime-store comb -- missing most of his teeth, and the ones he had were all black and pointy.

Word count: 33
 
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Second Place
# 2
By XXXXXPP (Score: 6.027)
2

Your hair is like sweet hunny, it's blonde and sticky.

Word count: 10
 
Third Place
# 3
By tracylee (Score: 5.919)
2

We go together like peanut butter and brussel sprouts.

Word count: 9
 
4
By Spook (Score: 5.854)
1

She made my heart melt like a Hershey Bar in a hot car.

Word count: 13
 
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5
By KingPoo (Score: 5.851)
1

Being with you is like having a bowl of strawberries. I break out in hives.

Word count: 15
 
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6
By stooper (Score: 5.781)
1

You are like a 5 day old sour cream soufflé - you used to turn heads, now it's noses and stomachs.

Word count: 20
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7
By Scarlette (Score: 5.747)
1

Dating is like a box of chocolates, you're constantly searching for caramel, but all you ever get is coconut.

Word count: 19
 
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8
By KingPoo (Score: 5.727)
3

I'm as happy as a mouse wearing a jetpack.

Word count: 9
 
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9
By Scarlette (Score: 5.63)
2

Your smile is like a 1000 watt light bulb at 4 a.m.

Word count: 13
 
10
By tracylee (Score: 5.534)
3

A great book is like those little holes that golf cleats leave in the ground after it's rained.

Word count: 18
 

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