there was something special about julie. i don't know whether it was her uncanny ability at swimming, the way she walked, or the ever-present smell of leather that made her different from the other girls.

Eight hands. Hmmm...

Well, that's probably what it's going to feel like to her by the end of the evening...

My cousin said the blind date he'd fixed me up with was "a real gas."

He's so funny I forgot to laugh.



-Edited by user at 05/20/2002 5:45:37 PM

I'd hate to think about where they are going after the date...

And despite my mom's dire warnings, Mr. Jeremy was a perfect gentleman.


... Well, except in the limo.

... And in the elevator.

... And the bathroom.

... And again under the punch table...

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-Edited by user at 05/20/2002 1:11:22 PM

there's nothing worse than going to the prom with your mummy

a lovely couple

-Edited by user at 05/20/2002 8:50:07 AM

Being the most popular girl in school, Jennifer was positive that Blaine, the star quarterback, was going to ask her to the prom. She was devistated when he asked Betty-Lou Quisensnik instead.

My girlfriend talked me into double-dating with some freinds of hers. Big mistake !