Don't forget your keys dear!
Cactus Toilet Paper
Honey, I'm Ho-KABOOM !!!!!
It's OK honey....they just changed the packaging. Now Hurry!!!
If the added rusty razor blades don't hurt, the razorwire will.
thought this might tickle someone's fancy
Trust me honey. That's the way they're supposed to look.
Honey, have you seen my Superbowl Ring?