A colorblind Ziggy Stardust-looking Olympic Mascot trying to blend in at the games.

Representing the Pennsylvania Three Mile Island Nuclear Winter Olympics is Morty the Mutant.
This lovable little character will be a big hit with the kids because he even glows in the dark!

Moe Squito is the ever popular olympic mascot for the 2012 games held in Egypt near the West Nile.

Wow man.. like, they completely abolished drug testing so pretty much anyone can play.
Stoney is the offical 1969 Olympic mascot. They didn't even have the Olympics in '69 but they won't notice, most can't remember what country they're from.
The Olympics will be hosted in Woodstock, NY.

We want to pump you up!
Roy D is the new Olympic Mascot after the olympic committee allows the use of steroids.

Well what could be better than a dancing Chinese dragon?

I used Google images first page as references... search terms : "Chinese dragon dance" none in particular, just as an overall guide.

Done a few photoshop entries, but this is my first attempt at illustration.

Hand-drawn in GIMP with a mouse - oh how I long for a tablet...