Dear Richie,

I’m just so proud of my son, the Marine!

Oh! No need to worry about the drill instructor picking on you. I wrote and told him how sensitive my “lil snugglebumps” is and that yelling makes you wet the bed. He’ll go easy on you now!

Kisses,
Mommy

Butch McGraw,
I know you are reading this since you have stolen Phillip's lunch for the past 2 weeks. I put this note at the bottom of the bag so you would not read it until you finished everything. I hope you enjoyed the Ex-Lax fudge brownie !!
Phillip's Mom

Johnny, I packed your "special" cream in your bag. Please don't forget to put it on your "no no place". And don't forget what the doctor told you. That rash will never go away until you stop touching it and putting your medicine on every day!
Kiss Kiss
Mummy

Renee, I tried everything, but I just couldn't get that stain out of your favorite jeans. We'll just have to buy higher absorbency pads next time.

Love,
Mom

Timmy, your daddy and I are so proud of you! It's already been TWO WEEKS since you last wet the bed! We're so happy, Daddy's gonna make you funny bunny pancakes tonight to celebrate. You're such my big big boy!

Loves & kisses,
Mumsy-wumsy

Dear Boo-boo,
Don't forget to take these Immodium after you eat if your tummy gets upset. I told your little friend, Jeremy, to remind you. You know, the one you have all the pictures of with the hearts around them? See you at home!

Love,
Mommie Dearest

Zachary -

Mommy wants to see her little boy grow up to be healthy and strong. So please remember to use the suppository. Use it just the way mommy showed you and make sure you tweak those cute little buns of yours when you're done!!

Kissies!

Mom

Dear Son,
This afternoon, your father and I will be on the Jerry Springer Show entitled " Sexually Confused " Truth be told, I am your father, and Daddy is in fact, your birth mother.We still love you very much ... just from a different perspective.
Love, Mom(Dad) & Dad(Mom)

Brad,

Grandma says to remember to get the LAVENDER foot massage oil when you go to the store after school today. She says the smell of the Mint oil you used on her feet yesterday evening kept her up all night!

Love, Mummy

Janey,

Don't forget we're going shopping after school for your VERY FIRST BRA! I'm so proud, my little girl's all grown up!

XOXOXO
Mommy