Doing it, you, NOW!

Doing it, you, NOW!

Ad slogans in Engrish
Contest ended 8 years ago 11/16/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: 96 credits

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2

It is inadvisable to molest the Charmin please.

Word count: 8
 
Second Place
# 2
By Galoot (Score: 6.023)
3

Where's the beef?

My meat is hiding

Word count: 7
 
Third Place
# 3
By tiptoe39 (Score: 5.951)
1

Can you match the advertising "srogan" with the product?

A) The thing which is more quickly taking up of a thing.
B) Fingers are licking deliciously.
C) Make the hand longer and touch anybody.
D) It is the meal which leading participant eats in the morning.
E) In the times you are feeling the exceedingly spirit to remit highest quality of product.

1) AT&T
2) Bounty
3) Hallmark
4) KFC
5) Wheaties

Word count: 72
 
2

Our many men in city who come to your home to fix your appliances is much in need of affection from you.

Word count: 22
 
5
By Spook (Score: 5.926)
0

High quality finger licks

Word count: 4
 
6
By zadscmc (Score: 5.884)
0

McDonald's used to say, "You deserve a break today."

The Engrish translation may be, "Broken today, you deserve it!"

Word count: 19
 
1

The combination of milk and chocolate creams not in your hand but within your mouth

Word count: 15
 
1

Please to grasp and fondle a stranger.

Word count: 7
 
9
By Lobstah (Score: 5.812)
0

Look below for dropping dollars !

Word count: 5
 
10
By Spook (Score: 5.764)
0

“The more rapidly collector-much greater.”

The quicker picker-upper

Word count: 8