Sadie and I are suppose to leave to get married, butter damn catsup on the roof again, so we cantaloupe right now.

I never windows Photoshop contests, but I interim anyway !

Divorce: My German accountant told me that bankruptcy is divorce case scenario.

These new clogs are so cool! Wooden shoe agree?

Micro-organism: "Whoa did you hear about Bob and Judy? She found out he could only give her micro-organisms so she left him!"

Bustle: "Yeah! The Bustle getcha there!"

Cabezon: "When the light on top is lit, the cabezon duty."

Cachinnate: "Cachinnate ain't easy, he runs too quick!"

Dismissal: "Dismissal is aimed at that bunker!"

Cachalot: "When you went fishing did you cachalot?"

I guess since he's dead, we ought to barium.

in an attempt to generate more revenue, the film industry will now be offering paper clips in addition to their pay per view service.

Euthanasia: Japanese bars do very well these days because of all the euthanasia.

Miniature: The doorbell always rings the miniature in the bathroom.

Courtesy: That's all the crap I courtesy.

Winnipeg: Aaarrgh! Come ye all down to the contest all the pirates be talkin' about and Winnipeg!

Russian: After he severed his finger at work he was Russian to the hospital.

Now let's practise using our new words.

Would you courtesy the euthanasia Russian to the pirate contest where they can Winnipeg the miniature free?

Bob: Dwaine said he thinks the yogert made him sick; but I think it was afficiate.

Your father is asleep in his chair, go wacom up for dinner !