Outside: Remember that you are not alone, I am always with you, Watching over you…Constantly by your side, Always thinking about you…Inside: …Despite your restraining order.
Outside: There are milestones that we all want to reach by the time we turn 30.Inside: Unfortunately, being a Grandmother is not one of them.
Outside: There is no “I” in TEAMInside:…Unfortunately there is a “U” in TUMOR.
Outside: Only once in a lifetime, does the opportunity for love present itself with someone as beautiful as you…Inside:…Thank you for passing out that night at the party.
Outside: I wish I could stand on the highest mountaintop and proclaim your beauty…Inside: …Instead, I posted your naked pictures on the internet..
Outside: A blooming rose is a sign of love…Inside: …But a burning, slimy, yellow, discharge means Syphilis.
Outside: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade…Inside: …Unfortunately there is not a good recipe for CRAP-ADE.
Outside: Dearest Mother, A caring home is a wonderful place to spend your days…Inside:…I guess a nursing home would count too…
Outside: I’ll always remember the night by the fire, the warmth of your soul. The touch of your love…Inside:…Thanks Uncle Bill.
Outside: Sorry to hear you lost your mind...Inside: It's really not that bad if you think about it.