WARNING: Despite your likely urgent need for the contents of this kit, please ensure that you are wearing protective eyewear before opening. Contents are packed under extreme pressure; opening too quickly may cause either or both of the two fasteners to break into pieces of high-speed projectile plastic. If flying plastic causes wound to face, please use the quality antiseptics and bandages conveniently provided inside the kit to treat wound. If plastic flies into nose, lodging itself deeply, please use the versatile large tweezers provided inside the kit to remove, then treat any abrasions with antiseptic. If plastic goes hurtling into your eye, please first note that we warned you, then proceed to nearest emergency care facility.