Parking permitted when Moon is between perigee and apogee on days beginning with 'T,' and vice versa for other days

Parking Saturday - Sunday except for Weekends.

NO PARKING unless free of sin.

All violators will be towed at creator's expense.

ATHEISTS: It's your choice
AGNOSTICS: Whatever

STREET PARKING
M-F 8a-6p, Sat 6a-8p, Sun
Included
2nd-4th T, TH, ½-¾ hr, 1st-2nd-4th
M-W, F-Sun 0-¼, ¾-0 hr
Excluded

2HR PARKING: $8.00
4HR PARKING: $13.00

$10 and $5 bills only.
EXACT CHANGE REQUIRED

Parking permitted at all times except on days indicated in Paragraph 1.3 sub C of the Municipal Code, Section 5.

PREPAID PARKING ONLY:
Please see cashier as you exit.

2log x – log 1 + 2log 5 = 4?

"Parking for ‘x’ minutes. Towing at owner’s expense."

Parking legal in this space

(on back of sign)

if you can guess the number between one and 100.

Front end parking with the rear end only.