(With my apologies to Mother Teresa...)

Michael Jackson won a beauty pagent...?

This set of 13 meditations, on topics such as purity, joy, hunger, forgiveness, suffering, the family, and vocation, illustrates MJ's love for the poorest of the poor, the path that underscores all his spirituality and that of the order, Missionaries of Charity, which he founded.

(A parody on The Best Gift Is Love: Meditations by Mother Teresa, Copyright 1993 Reed Business Information, Inc.)

Just doing his part at the soupkitchen!

Prolonged imprisonment could really interfere with his research.

This movie always makes me cry.

Michael Jackson has actually been working undercover for law enforcement in the Los Angeles area.

See original MJ photo HERE

You got it all wrong man, the picture they took at the precint was for Michael's I-Card.

He has been helping kids get back to their feet and he has been awarded Deputy Sheriff medal for his excellent work with Juveniles.

Please see full (800x600). Original Michael Jackson mugshot here

The King of Pop brought us so much joy as the lovable scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz and he was a real natural for the fire scene too. He was so nice that he adopted all the flying monkeys for the children to play with on his ranch.