On your first, awkward date, you went to a pool and your swimsuit top came off.

You laughed so hard at your high school sweetheart's joke at lunch that your milk came out your nose--and all over her! (She's now your ex-high school sweetheart).

Be creative and let us in on a painful memory. If you have a real one, and you're still embarrassed about it, share it here, and let the healing begin!

The rules of the game are thus: Describe a very embarrassing moment.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. You don't have to be gross, and you can't be offensive, but you can sure be funny!

As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Word Guideline: 400

Thanks to RyGuySuperFly for this contest idea.