introducing the new heart stopper whopper
Tired of those harsh low grade cigarettes? tired of feeling like your slowly dieing from smoking? Well no worrys. Cowboy Brand Cowboy Killers fixes everything. Smoke these and you can feel the smooth high grade tobaco killing you even faster than before. Yeah thats right you heard me. FASTER! and without the nasty taste of dirt and shoe gunk you get when you smoke the floor tobaco of other cigarettes. Speed of death and discomfort may vary. only smoke if you have nothing to lose and tell your doctor so he doesnt use your lungs on someone else when you die. -Cowboy Killers
This is how it should be marketed so children can see what is going to happen. (I eat these... :) )
I forgot to add a comment
wether you the one suffering or the one on the other end those few days in every month are priceless
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