rob_church is a marvel indeed.
He types with incredible speed.
His words are quite clever
and funny; however,
they're harder than Sanskrit to read.

When Anni encountered a bat,
A basket she used as a hat.
"I'm not coming out,
While that thing's about,
I'm staying right here and that's that"!!

There once was a cat named Galoot,
Possessing a wit quite astute.
His remarks were spot on,
Alas, now he’s gone;
(From the basement he still licks Min’s boot.)

Said Arsi, “I’ll not be a surgeon,
“Won’t do it, despite all your urgin’.”
Said Scary Dude brusquely,
“I'll gut me a husky,
“But humans? That’s too much like splurgin’.”

Starsfallin was inclined to moan
“I’m all alone in my home!”
She wanted a hubby
Short, tall, thin or chubby
Now she’s married to Gerald the Gnome!

Our Treason, she isn’t a Sphinx
She always says all that she thinks
She posts in the forums,
In contests, to morons
She’s also the Queen of the Links.

On prestige and prizes hell bent
My limerick to Text Wars I've sent
But my wife (who's contentious)
Says "It's simply pretentious
To think that it's worth one red cent!"

All through July we have seen,
The rise of the blue jelly bean.
Ercolano’s been shunned,
And now he's been stunned,
By the curse of the jelly bean queen.

Whenever I’m tempted to yammer
I find that I stutter and stammer
Cuz those pink bunny ears
Awaken my fears
He’s got the world’s biggest ban hammer!

Harry carries a big photo bucket
When he's angry he’s inclined to chuck it
“My nerves are a-snap
These entries are crap!
I must use my bucket to muck it!”