It's just like a Haiku War, but not! Here is your chance to be be creative, poetic, and cruel, all at the same time. In this contest, your task is to poke fun at your fellow Worth junkies in limerick form, as in this example by CCZ:
Der Alt
Oh great wizard of style, class, and heart,
And a talent that sets you apart.
Sure you're great at ModRen,
You lived way back then,
When the classics were just "modern art."
The rules of the game are thus: In Limerick form, tease your buddies both humorously and mercilessly. Create a clever, funny, hysterical, rip-roaring, and/or gut busting limerick that cuts to the quick. One limerick per entry please.
Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable, and please review all of Worth's Text contest guidelines before submitting. As always, quality is a must, we will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 10 days for this contest, so make your submissions cruel.
(Oh, by the way, this is all in fun, anything deemed by the moderators as abusive or mean-spirited will be disqualified.)