Visit our brand new resort at Kim Il Sung Land! Come for the malnutrition, stay for the forced labour!

"Now with 24% less monkey viruses!"

Introducing Carnival's newest luxury cruise ship "OUTBREAK"
Live like the rich and famous and experience diseases such as Influenza, Hepatitis and featuring the popular Noroviruses associated gastroenteritis!
The fun never ends! Even after you disembark!

Come visit Chernobyl... you'll go home glowing! Winter was never warmer.

“We’re not French”

Come to Italy!
Our subway muggers look like male models!!

Home of the World Champion Chicago Cubs!
(well, maybe next year)

Visit Lovely Minnesota:

Off-season rates 11 months out of the year!

“Where your sister and wife can still be the same person.”

“Almost as safe as Washington D.C.”