Young gifted actorPortrayed the perfect JokerMay he rest in peace
Billy Ray CyrusOne hit wonder, coming back?I'm buying ear plugs.
Eyes of frozen skyStill make me shake and shiverHe makes eighty hot.
Sweet Paris HiltonI'd love to take you out but...I've no 10-foot pole.
Replace you? That's dumb!Bond will never be the same.You made the role yours!
Chuck Norris slicingAn oak tree single-handedIs a worthy chop
Old Paul McCartneyMarries younger Heather MillsCostly dance tonight
OJ back in court.How will you get off this time?Your dream team is gone.
Oh, celebrities!Sex, drugs, psycho therapies...Where did they go wrong?
Angelina pinesWants at least ten thousand kidsBrad cooperates