How different would things be if Weird Al was elected instead of George Bush?

The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs missed and now they rule the world. Yup.
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If the asteroid that caused the dinos to go extict missed.
...... our evolution with them.

History buffs: Note the Weimar-era flags, which would have decorated the tail fins if von Hindenburg had been alive in 1937.

Just like in the real world!

If Nelson hung out with the wrong crowd...and went down this route

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If George Washington had decided that he should be a king and not a president. Please note the painting of King George in the background and the "presidential" seal.
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In this alternate timeline, Jesse Ventura was elected President of the United States of America after being governor.

Source images: NASA, except the Soviet flag =) View full size for details.