Newspaper article, front page, 09/12/02.

If only...

They've already won.

Oh No! Not That!

Osama's Plan B... take out an American icon. Of course, he must make a recording for Al-Jazeera.

I'll wager that he won't be so lucky this time...

Osama toon by Brian Duffy... Roadrunner appears courtesy of Warner Bros.

Back 'em up, boys! This'll hit 'em where it hurts!

-Edited by user at 06/06/2002 9:46:22 PM

-Edited by user at 06/06/2002 9:46:44 PM

Ruajaba: Those airport lines.. took us three hours to get on the plane.

Tomababa: Ah, thank Allah for Fastpass.

Ruajaba: Think you can fly it?

Tomababa: I dont know.. these control look difficult.

Ruajaba: Think we got enough fuel to make it to space mountain or what?

The last passenger has safely exited the aircraft....Fire when ready boys!

After the first two blimps bounced off the Sears Tower, Osama knew he would have to use "PLANE C". I guess hijacking blimps wasn't such a good idea after all.