Don't have Photoshop?No artistic skill either?Win a text contest.
Does the outer grouchHide the soul of a poet?Nah, that’s really him.
Didn't pass English?No problem, try out illo.Anyone can draw!
"Hugz" and "wuv" and stuff..."Kissez" and "snugglez" and crap...Totally "gagz" me.
Our fearless AdminUnder a basket she goesFlying fox swoops down
Frequent stat checker,How much could your rank have changedIn just ten minutes?
Corporate voterThose stubby dinosaur armsWon't reach beyond five
Dumb illo admins.I bet if I flip my source,they won't catch the trace.
bashing the textorsbecause all YOU can write ismeh meh meh meh meh.
Thousand word pictures?Yet nothing is funnier. Than choppers writing.