It's just like an MSPaint War, but not! Here is your chance to be be creative, poetic, and cruel, all at the same time. In this contest, your task is to poke fun at your fellow Worth junkies in haiku form. (a three lined poem with a very specific format: first line, 5 syllables; second line, 7 syllables; last line 5 syllables)
Example, courtesy of icepigs:
My Juror's Star
Thank you for that Star
You recognized my greatness
What took you so long?
The rules of the game are thus: In haiku form ( first line, 5 syllables; second line, 7 syllables; last line 5 syllables ), tease your buddies both humourously and mercilessly, in accordance with our text contest guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 14 days for this contest, so make your submissions cruel.