Until I work out the kinks for a ModRen-Cyborg-Out of Bounds Text contest, we're going to give this little crossover theory a try.

"Crossover, you say? Theory? What on Earth are you talking about?"

No idea, but here's what we're going to do, sort of a reverse take on the old Mad Lib books of my misspent youth. I'm giving you bits of a headline and key ingredients to a humorous news brief. Your job, should you choose to accept it (or are able to follow along) will be to fill in the blanks, make the invisibles, revisible. Got it?

Headline segment:
MAN ______ IN TOWN SQUARE, _______ _______ FEARED _______

That's the headline of your news story - four words missing, they can be anything you want (within the guidelines). Now, you're to write the brief story that follows, but wait, there's a catch...

you must include the following words in your news brief ...

fence
karate
Boston

That's it, go to town.

The rules of the game are thus: See explanation above, please. A 300 word limit will be strictly enforced. Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. As always, quality is a must, we will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 5 days for this contest so make your submissions count. Thanks to CCZ and Kintaru for making this contest possible.