How to really, really enjoy an everyday task

How to really, really enjoy an everyday task

"You'll feel the earth move!"
Contest ended 3 years ago 11/27/2008 12:00:00 AM EDT

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  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: 6 credits

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First Place
# 1
By darealflow (Score: 6.637)
6

Turn her over and gently rest her head in the water. Let her long strands sway in the bubbly broth.
Swish and sway until the soap consumes her beautiful locks.Rest her on the floor. Back and forth, back and forth. Let her beautiful mane fan across the floor. Get into the rhythm, feel the motion as she glides beneath you.
When she is dry, return her to her watery chamber of suds. Make her hair dance in the water, let the impurities escape her thick tentacles. Then take her back to her stage,the floor, where she is free to express herself, to dance, to sway, to mop .

Word count: 108
 
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Second Place
# 2
4

Situate the liquid receptacle directly underneath the nozzle of the spout. Certify that if liquid were to be discharged from the faucet, the fluid would settle diametrically inside the container. Position your hand securely on the grip, so that your grasp has complete jurisdiction over the adjustable, handheld shaft. Swivel the handle in clockwise motion. This movement will unlatch the valve normally forestalling the surge of water through the nozzle. Water should emerge from the spigot and reach the receptacle. Oversee the stream of fluid from the spout into the vessel. The time it takes the liquid to reach the desired volume inside the container is modifiable depending on the distance of the grip rotation. In order to enhance the speed of the current, the handle should be turned further clockwise. To reduce the rapidity of the flow, the grip should be spun in a counter-clockwise movement. Once the preferred quantity of water has been attained, the handheld lever is, once again, clasped firmly and turned continuously in a counter-clockwise motion. Cessation of this action will take place once the fluid discontinues emergence (an indication that the water regulator inside the spigot has fastened, restraining any more water from emanating).

Word count: 200