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Christmas down South just hasn't been the same since Uncle Milt's went out of business (Stupid Health Department). Those microwave rats just aren't the same.

Who says you have to make them out of wood?

:D

if this isn't a new tradition, i'd be interested to see where Ruloph's had got his nose in.

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Aah, I remember the good old days, when grandma used to hang the Pringle Bells on the fireplace, and we'd all gather around and sing:

Pringle Bells,
Pringle Bells,
Pringles all the way,
Once you pop,
You can't stop
Have a Hap-py Ho-li-day!

oh yeah...i went there. molded pork products! you know you love it.

Sick eating Thanksgiving turkey !?, try a new Menu !

Cristmas candle balls

In the future people will enjoy the annual tradition of taking Aunt Frieda's fruitcake, egg nog and other noxious substances to the epa disposal station.