There's something to be said about the simple joys found in an old holiday tradition. Colorful lights on trees, stockings hung by the chimney with care, holiday gift tins filled with assorted yumminess... I get a festive feeling brewing in my belly every time I think about them. Bleh. All that brewing might actually be the result of some bad eggnog...

For this contest, we'd like you to create some strange holiday traditions using Photoshop or other graphics software. They can be odd twists on ones you currently enjoy, or you can invent new traditions that may (or may not be) all that wise. Who says you can't hang your dirty boots by the fireplace instead of pretty stockings, and what's so wrong with decorating the tree with cane-shaped meat sticks? Ugh. I really don't feel so well.

Have fun, be creative. Don't forget the cliche list. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.