I resolve to say NO to more kids ... Brad Pitt

I resolve to be nicer, to be more honest and more open, to adjust to my new life with poise and dignity, and, most of all, not to shoot any more good friends in the face.

Yours sincerely,
d**k Cheney.

"I resolve to use my [/I]inside[/I] voice this year." -- Billy Mays

I resolve to stop dancing like a deranged monkey. ~Ellen DeGeneres

I promise that I will not do anything illegal or corrupt, and if I do, I will not get caught, and if I do get caught, it will not be in the most embarrassing and humiliating way possible.

"I will make every effort to give my children as normal a life as possible"

I resolve to eat more than a leaf a day.

I will get myself a new hair cut. --Bruce Willis

I resolve to never swear again and if I do to put 1 dollar in my new swear jar. ~ Gordon Ramsay

Here be it resolved, there will be no, otherwise brilliant, entries disqualified due to minor entrant oversights.

-- W1K Admins