"Mom? You know that one porn magazine dad likes so much? Can you throw next month's issue away before he gets it?"

Hello? Mum? I've made it to Thailand, but the Customs people seem to have a problem with the icing sugar you left in the lining of my suitcase.

Hi Mom! Remember when you were telling me I was going to poke my eye out if I wasn't careful?

“Hello Mom? Just in case you happen to see the news, that is our van, I’m okay and we’re all going to laugh about this someday. Dad says Hi.”

Hi Mom, I know you always told me that incest was a bad thing, but last night at dad’s house.....Mom? Mom, are you still there?

“Hello Mom? What colour does it turn when you’re pregnant?”

"Hello, mom, in theory, and this is just theory I swear, how much bail money can you and dad send me?"

"Hey, Mom? So, if someone called and I gave them the checking and bank routing numbers, but not a check number, our bank account's probably fine right?"

Hello, Mom? Yeah, I know my number isn't coming up on your caller ID; I'm calling from a police car. Don't worry, I'm not in trouble, I stole the car!

"Hello Mom? I went to a drag show last night and Dad was there performing in your wedding dress. You may wanna have a little talk with him."