From the author of 'How to Make an Apology Sound Sincere', I created most of this virtually from scratch, using a couple of Victorian pictures, some coins and a dictionary that I warped into a better perspective. Then deleted.

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I've always been a fan of good typography and I hope it comes across here. I'd love to think that there were actually books like this in Victorian times.

Sorry, I could not find vol I. Guess we'll have to wait for it to come out in paperback. Anyone curious as to how many volumes this will encompass?

Would be usefull, though.

I don't think anyone should take beauty tips from this hot mess. Jocelyn Wildenstein is a real hot mess look here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein

DIRT: Tasty Recipes From the Soil to the Soul is 200 packed pages of recipes made with dirt. Who can resist such delights as "Barn Stable Dirt Soup" or "Freshly Soiled Salad"?

I would actually buy this..

You're not likely to see this translation on any bookshelf!

The truth revealed!

Inspiration for this image: Recently i was talking to a girl online who asked if i can speak more than one language. I told her i was mononlingual and, apparently impressed by this, she went off in search online for a "monolingual translator"!

I had to look in a thesaurus for another word meaning "slimy"
found a great word "Muculent" :-)