Its me, millions of copies of me. I have to go. I am coming to get me. Send help.

I’m inside. They’re green, they smell and they are everywhere. They cover every square inch of the place. It is the biggest grow house I have ever seen.

OMG! Ltl grn men! I thnk thr running the place. Big hds. Bug eyes. Big party. Beer bongs. Pot. Chz puffs. Alpha Lambda Nu frat?

SEARCHING MAINFRAME NOW. JFK, ROSWELL,ELVIS DISAPPEARANCE CONSPIRACIES NOT BASED IN FACT.ALL PART OF DELIBERATE MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN TO MASK THE FACT THAT TH

OMG fairytales tru. drgon pxie u-corn troll pegsus phenix cookiehouse & more Call press! Call lawyer! MP witch w/ magic wand! Need princess!!!! Ribbit!!

OMG! It's full of stars!

team, it's 100% confirmed: Elvis is not dead! Check it out... (file img0023.jpg attached)

Area 51 in. I stumbled over a switch. Opened gates, creatures loose, my bad, RUN!

huge metalic disk! ezekiel's wheel "sparkling like ice". it contains long wooden 'ship' w/portholes- "300 cubits". not at ararat. two by two. two by two!

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