The sky crackled with fierce energy as Dr. Pienso fiddled with his machinery. For three weeks, he had waited for a thunderstorm with suitable power for his experiment. If it hadn’t been for his daughter Merienda, and his assistant Selo, he would have gone mad with boredom. He had chosen for his laboratory an abandoned castle miles away from any nearby village- why mess with tradition? What he had not considered was the effect this distance would have on his quality of life. The storm had started while he was buying groceries over an hour away, and Dr. Pienso had no way of knowing how much longer the storm would last.
“Come play with me, Daddy!” shouted Merienda, popping out from behind a bench and almost causing the doctor to drop the smoking beakers he was carrying. Holding back a string of curses, Dr. Pienso stared down at a little girl not much older than six, twisting her feet as she smiled wryly up at him.
“Merienda!” he scolded. “What have I told you about disturbing me in the lab? I have a lot of work to do, and no time to play with you tonight. I’m sorry. Please leave Daddy alone, okay?” Merienda began to pout her lip and sniffle, an act that usually got her what she wanted. But not tonight.
Slamming the beakers down on a nearby lab bench, Dr. Pienso purposefully avoided looking into his daughter’s face, lest she twist his emotions. “Merienda Juega Pienso, I do not have time to play with you tonight. Let Daddy have this night alone, and I promise you I will make it up to you in the morning. Now. I am going to count to three. When I turn around, I had better not find you in the lab, okay?” A scampering of feet, the soft shuffling and clanking of wires and clamps, and the slam of an oaken door told him she had left the room. Sighing, the doctor went back to work, fastening a series of glass tubes to the beakers he had brought over.
“For three weeks, she’s never even come close to this wing of the castle,” he muttered to himself. “I haven’t had a single ounce of urgency until tonight, so of course that’s when she wants to latch onto my company,” he said, jamming a rubber stopper into the neck of a bottle for emphasis. “Of all the nights, why tonight!” he shouted aloud, slamming his fists on the bench. The entire glasswork apparatus wobbled, fell, and shattered to the ground.
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“Didn’t need that part of the experiment, anyway” he said, stepping back from the lab table. He hadn’t bothered to clean up the broken glass- he’d just gotten a thicker pair of shoes. “It was really more of a safety thing, anyway. And who needs that? Victor Frankenstein didn’t bother with safety, and everything worked out fine!” He paused. It did work out, didn’t it? It’d been so long since anyone had made him read the book. Well, it wasn’t like he had any choice in the matter. The downpour was beginning to let up. If he let the storm pass, who knew how many weeks he’d have to wait for another storm?
Dr. Pienso flinched at the sound of metal hitting stone. He turned to see his assistant, Selo, standing in the doorway, the wooden door flung wide open. “Master, are you aware that-“
“Ahh, Selo!” he replied, interrupting him in his excitement. “You’re just in time. I’m moments away from throwing the switch,” replied the doctor, beaming.
“Yes, I can see that,” said Selo, staring at the monstrous humanoid body strapped to the table. “But I think you should know that-“
“Nonsense!” replied the doctor, interrupting him again. “I will not have you doubting my work. You know as well as I do that all of our calculations are correct. Now, come, be a witness to the greatest contribution man has made in the field of science!”
“But, sir-“ said Selo, dropping his shoulders in exasperation.
“And be a witness in silence, if you have nothing good to say!” shouted Dr. Pienso, giving his assistant a wicked glare.
“If I must, sir,” sighed Selo, politely folding his hands behind his back. Dr. Pienso made a few last minute adjustments to his machinery, and threw the switch.
“It begins!” he shouted, watching in glee as the power converter slowly raised itself into the dwindling storm. A bolt of lightening struck the metal rod- electricity pulsed through the wires- and the figure on the table… didn’t move.
Crestfallen, Dr. Pienso began a thorough inspection of his machinery. The wires were all connected properly… the adapters had all been thoroughly tightened… “I tried to tell you, Master,” said Selo, wringing his hands. “But you wouldn’t listen.” …the levers and knobs were all set to their proper levels… the brain was…
“The brain!” cried Dr. Pienso, falling to the ground in despair. “What happened to my brain!?”
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“This tea party was an excellent idea, don’t you think?” said Merienda, pouring out imaginary tea into a set of teacups. A few of her stuffed animals were propped at her side, but the seat of honor was reserved for a brain in a jar, sporting a wide-brimmed floral hat. “I’m ever so glad you thought of it. More tea, Mrs. Brain?”