Achtung! Idiot 4

Achtung! Idiot 4

Warning labels for the intellectually challenged.
Contest ended 3 years ago 3/3/2009 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: 50 credits

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First Place
# 1
By Groove51 (Score: 7.404)
1

Caution: Wearing item on head may result in 10 to 15 years in a correctional facility.

Word count: 16
 
2
By mercury11 (Score: 7.05)
5

On beer bottle labels: "Surgeon General's warning: This product contains chemicals known in the state of California to cause pregnancy".

Word count: 20
 
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Second Place
# 3
By philgtaylor (Score: 6.772)
2

Plant with green part facing upward.

Word count: 6
 
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Third Place
# 4
By darealflow (Score: 6.479)
2

Please note that the Jiffy Steamer only removes wrinkles from fabric, not the face or body.

Word count: 16
 
5
By taltoskit (Score: 6.432)
3

On Spray-on Eyeglass Cleaner:
Remove glasses from face before using spray.

Word count: 11
 
6
By KingLion (Score: 6.415)
3

On the underside of a bucket: Do not fill container prior to reading this warning.

Word count: 15
 
7
By SydneyBoSox (Score: 6.324)
2

Funeral Casket: For use with dead body only.

Word count: 8
 
8
By diogenese19348 (Score: 6.288)
1

Warning: Do not use this dynamite as candles on a birthday cake, despite what you have seen in cartoons.

Word count: 19
 
9
By beanochris (Score: 6.237)
0

Warning - Not to be used in zombie make-up.

Word count: 8
 
2

On Contact lens package:
Attention!
Remove old lenses before inserting new.

Word count: 11
 

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