The first cut is always the deepest.
Honey, let's help the environment and try the new biodegradable (carnivorous) condom tonight...
"Come on honey, shave fast, were gonna be late!"Had to take the pic myself..
'A taste explosion' indeed.
A Good Night Kiss Of Death
Oh sweetheart! I'm just going out to get some things. There's a little something for you on the coffee table!
...not all the way through... There! That´s perfect.
My girlfriend tried the bear trap out on me just the other day!