The PETA banquet was going well, untill the special was served.

As the story goes, an impatient golfer decided to play ahead of his foresome, and his clubs were found on the 7th green. Ole Mose, a 15 foot croc which frequents Palm Beach occasionaly, was spotted in the water hazard just 30 yards from the 7th green.

I guess Ole Mose didn't see the 'do not eat the golfers' sign...

It turns out David Duchovny is actually an alien!

Now I know why he was always chasing aliens on X-Files, he was looking for his buddies.

"Oh hi, Honey!... I'm in my office, of course, where else would I be?... Why, what's wrong?"

Alan picked the right morning to visit his mistress, at least until his wife called.

Hope this doesn't offend anyone; it *is* a great urban legend.

why you should never let your mother flush animals you bring home down the toilet.

Those darn old ladies and their poodles!!

-Edited by user at 06/17/2002 6:18:41 PM

My best friend Josh in preschool was right..Girls do have Cooties!!! ahhh....

Proof that the Richard Gere rumor is true. Like we needed proof!