boché = boring + cliché

Pronounced 'bo-shay'

your worth entry was oh so boché. 3.5

(origin: french, adj. 2002)

Dance + Stumble = Dumble.

What the untalented do on the dance floor.

"Aunt Marietta has just made a new kind of pie!" sang Jimmy.
Annie said, "Really? Yay! Auntie Maariett's pies are the best!"
"Here you go, children, I'll let you name this one!"
After a few bites, Jimmy exclaims,"Oh boy, I'm calling this Swangy Pie!"
Confused, Aunt Marietta inquires.
"Because it's sweet AND tangy!"

Flabbergasted + Dazzled = Flabbergazzeled

Snatulence = sneeze + flatulence

Snatulence: The embarrassing and involuntary event whereby offensive air is expelled simultaneously.

Pregnancy + Lay Off = Pregnoff

Job termination handed to a pregnant woman because the boss worries she won't work as hard once she has children.

“She was given pregnoff”

Stupid + lucky = Stucky

The way luck sometimes favours the stupid.

Billy-Bob decided to move a water tower by towing it. After five minutes his pick-up’s motor blew, bursting into flames. Just then the stucky farmer’s boy pulled the water tower down and almost drowned, but extinguished the fire.

Cry + Symphony = Crymphony

The call of newborns reminding parents the absence of scheduling during feeding time.

Silly + Infinite = Silifinite

A person who constantly gives long and complicated explanations without logic or sense. Although we search for any sign of intelligence, we do not find it. Examples are Bimbos, Beauty Queens, Politicians, Children.

idierk = idiot + jerk