Pretentious Proverbs 2

Pretentious Proverbs 2

"Intellects especially great, all cognately cogitate...."
Contest ended 3 years ago 4/23/2009 12:00:00 AM EDT

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3

The coercion of the propulsive progression
Of one of Equidae predilection
Cannot compel the gluttonous ingurgitation
Of the hydrogen-oxygen concatenation

Word count: 20
 
3

Transmogrification of the denomination
Or commutation of the appellation
Cannot metamorphose the sacchariferous redolence
Of the efflorescent Rosaceae inflorescence.

Word count: 19
 
2

O gallant knight, whose sustenance
is so well-earned by bloody, slashing blade:
Beware the scimitar's advance
Abruptly ending this, your last crusade.

Word count: 22
 
3

Heed these words and do take pains
when washing a young child.
Don't tip the infant down the drains,
It drives the parents wild.

Word count: 24
 
3

When inaugural attempts conclude in disaster,
Repeat the endeavors to obtain success faster.

Word count: 13
 
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By jago (Score: 6.837)
4

Come early, rewards to be reaped!
The tardy? Leave them to their cheeps.
The repast: vermicular;
The remnants: particl'ar.
Those late will have little to eat.

Word count: 26
 
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7
By lunke13 (Score: 6.482)
1

Each cumulus and stratus up in the heavens,
Is laced with periodic element forty seven

Word count: 15
 
0

When you consider affairs of the heart
Solicitors, lawyers all play their part,
While Love turns to War, we settle in court
"Just give to ME all the stuff that we bought"

Word count: 32
 
1

With meditation and cogitation
Bringing rumination amidst cerebration,
Individualistic imperative is no postulation.

Word count: 13
 
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1

An avian held manually can portend
to be worth two of these in a sylvanic environment.

Word count: 16
 

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