Whew! The tax return was mailed in the nick of time, and you don't have to think about it until next year. Except today's mail has a notice from the Internal Revenue Service, asking you to come to their office for an audit. And bring your receipts.
The rules of the game are thus: Write a really bad line, or opening statement, for the tax auditor. How much trouble can you get yourself into? Remember, we're looking for original lines, here, not just something you've heard about somewhere else.
Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.
Word Limit: 50 words. Entries longer than 50 words will be disqualified.