Haunted shoes, haunted shoes
Where we goin', haunted shoes?
Across the frozen ground we cruise
me and my pair of haunted shoes.
First tried 'em on the other day
They started movin' every which way
They danced around, as if to say,
"You ain't alone in here, no way!"
They carry me through dark of night
I can't escape, can't run, can't fight
I pull and strain with all my might
I think Turn left! but they turn right.
And now I'm walkin', filled with dread
I wish that I was home in bed
I don't know where I'm bein' led
The shoes, meanwhile, go on ahead.
And now — what's this? — I see headstones
The shoes ignore my worried moans
I almost hear the spooky groans
of sleepless ghosts and creakin' bones.
Two lefts, then right, and roundabout
I see it then, and give a shout:
A pile of earth, all fresh and stout
with two dead feet just stickin' out!
The shoes, they jump, and twitch and beat
They fly right off, and I'm on my seat
I sit there, dazed, and watch 'em greet
and slide right on those two dead feet.
And then they're gone, pulled underground
beneath the freshly turned dirt-mound
The graveyard's still, there is no sound
except my heart goin' pound-pound-pound.
And that's the end. My story's told
At last those restless bones so old
can sleep, among the dirt and mold
(At least those dead feet won't get cold.)