Billy Mays here! You’ve tried Oxy-Clean. You’ve loved Mighty Putty and the Awesome Auger. Well now I’m here to bring you my most amazing value ever – the Handy Doctor home surgery kit! Watch that precision cutting action as I remove my own appendix in just three simple steps…

Oh my goodness, what if He doesn't recognize me?!

Keith Richards: Bloody well took you long enough didn't it?

Ouch! I'm stinging, I'm stinging... wait, I'm floating, I'm floating...!

"And YOU said bulletproof glass was a waste of money!"

Marylin Monroe: "So Bobby, what did you say the red pills were for again?"

Angelina Jolie: "Please tell my children: Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax , Knox, Vivienne, Waxon, Waxoff, Mary-Ellen, John-Boy, the Stig, Max, Milion, Freddy, Jason, Braddie, Angie..... "

"Guess I don't feel good..."

Dr. Kevorkian: "Wait! I've changed my mind."

Marilyn Monroe: "Hey, Jack...got any aspirin? My head is killing me...."