Hi, Brendan here.Please leave a message. Make it short, properly punctuated, with a strong beginning, coherent flow of thought and, a twist at the end. I will get back to you if your message moves me in either a positive or negative way. Good luck!
Hey there, this is Anni. Don't bother leaving your question at the sound of the tone. It's already been answered in the appropriate thread, if you would bother to look.
Hello, my friend. You’ve reached PixelDustMT. I’m sorry I missed you. I’m out spreading joy amongst all my little woodland friends. Please leave a message. If you don’t, I’ll bring the banhammer down on your arse. I can do it, too. I have the power.
Oh, hey, this is Imagarth. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm busy reinforcing my mantel. (I’m adding three feet to either side, too.) Leave a message and I'll call you back after I've finished the mantel and completely denuded the internet of source images.
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Hello Checker here. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm busy giving out hugs to strangers who don't look very happy. Pretty pretty please leave your message after the sound of the birds chirping and I'll be there to give you your hug shortly. Thanks.
Hi, you have reached Bevissimo. *crash* *bang*
Please leave you name and number and I will return your call as soon as I return from the Emergency Room.
Hi this is Supagray. I can’t make it to the phone right now probably due to having a tattoo or taking pictures of myself naked. If you leave me a message after the tone I doubt I’ll reply so message me on Facebook where i'm nude. Cheers.
Hi TV Dinner speaking. I can’t answer the phone right now as I’m tending to my Apamea lithoxylaea and my Malachius aeneus and will probably be feeding my Grammostola Burzaquensis later so leave a message and I’ll call you as soon as I can. Thanks.
Hi, Meerkat here. This is a free call. Your task is to leave a message. Your message must contain the words "You have my vote." Feel free to compliment me as much as you can. Have fun and be creative.