As a sequel to the last contest, we'd like to hear what you think celebrities first words would have been (if babies could talk), as in Anni's example above.

The rules of the game are thus: Pick a celebrity. What would be the first words out of his or her mouth? Sad, funny, ironic--it's up to you, but keep it clean. One celebrity per entry, please.

Keep in mind that profanity is not acceptable. All entries must be in accordance with our text rules and guidelines. As always, quality is a must. You will have 7 days for this contest, so make your submission count.

Word Limit: 50 words. Entries longer than 50 words will be disqualified.