Full of quenchless rage,From hell's heart I stab at thee,Thrice damned "Uh-Oh!" page!
This darksome maven,Where none sees, draws dozens ofPastel-hued kittens.
Deaddonkeysrule's momwon't know about his tattoo.Until my email.
Dearest [insert name].Congrats on [insert day type]. Love, Shiresartservice.
Prolific writingDetracts not from his chief skill:The wearing of hats.
The air is so fresh.No weird smells, no random "scents".Boy, I miss Galoot.
Five. Five. Four. Five. Five. Five. Six. Five. Five. Four. Five. Five.Hey! No Karma gain?
A new site feature?No, this is a better way.What? I wasn't asked?
Last minute voterMy rank went from third to fifthWhy were you online?
Important debateWorthers respond with passionYay! Toilet seat thread!