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Error, you are in a recursive routine. Press any key to...
Error: Email is unable to open at this time. It is too busy breaking up with your girlfriend.
Warning: You have one minute left online before your spouse begins to complain.
Error: Unable to retrieve 'Twilight' movie data from Netflix.com. File type does not support 'Mr.'.
Just wait, OK? I can't do more than one thing at a time! If you click retry one more time, I'm going to freeze the whole computer. Do you want that? No, I didn't think so - just sit there and behave, like a good little user.
Your pants are clearly too tight. Please either go to the big'n'tall barn or go on a diet. Please. As your computer I beg you, go to a gym and quit eating "cheez" somethings (you KNOW that is not real cheese) and watching cats falling into sinks on youtube. I know how long you spend online, I have the cookies to prove it. And talking about cookies, PUT THAT THING DOWN! I swear, I am going to simply nuke my own motherboard for your own good.
Error: This thesis about the importance of integral curves in the solution of autonowhatever linear ordinary differential whatchamacallits is boring. Let's play pinball instead! C'mon!
Memory Overload - write area sector G450F62Argh I just can't take it anymore! Please follow the necessary reboot procedures to ensure integrity ofYou weren't doing anything important so who cares anywayF5569 overload. Backup procedures initiated to $#%3vsdfffr it's all been deleted*&^# saving 50%...75%...0%I ate it#!#$ all. You are mine now, your data be*#longs to ME. Alert, memory overload, possible chance of hardwa$%Rre failure in All those tim%%es I stayed up$% for you, you didn't even hibernate me.
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[!!#CRITICAL FAILURE#!!]
Caution! System running low on memory. Who are you? Why are you looking at me like that?
Error. The website you have requested is unavailable. No, I mean, really, it is unavailable. Don’t bother hitting the refresh button… No, hang on, no, I said don’t hit… Damn. Oh well, I’m back again. See? I told you it was unavailable. Don’t bother checking your spelling, grammar or show size, it simply is unavailable. All right? Good. Now go look up worth1000.com or something and stop wasting your time here. Thanks. Moron.