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This cement is dry.

My heart is like cement; at first soft as butter, then hardened by years of misery and monotony.

STOP!

I'm glad that you stopped to read this. There are thieves in the bushes planning to steal your wallet.

I fell flat,
with an audible "splat",
in your cement vat.

You'll ne'er erase
my smilin' face.

I came, I saw, I stood, I thought, I wrote, I admired, I conquered, I went.

MLS

Bending your neck to glance down at something strains your muscles and can cause permanent damage to your spine.

Dance here to win awesome prizes!

Made in China.

For a gravesite similar to this, please ask for Guido at Giordano's. He knows a guy who knows a guy....