Mick: Unexpected company coming. Hide dwarfs, donkeys, bananas, and drain pool of lime jello - Keith

Hi. I've lost my phone. This is it in your hand. Kindly return it to me and I will be forever grateful.

If I am reading my own message. Way to go idiot....again!

Hi honey, here's the shopping list:
- red wine (better if French)
- fresh pasta (better if Italian)
- 2 month-old baby (better if Vietnamese)
Kisses,
Angelina

Hey, I think you forgot your phone at my place

Ditch the body in the field off the highway, grab the loot and meet me at the gas station.

Hi, meet me 2nite at the graveyard. Don't get impressed, I'll look dead but I'll be fine in a lil while. Your boo,
Juliet
PS: don't forget passport & tickets.

I got that stuff you wanted, it's in a locker at the airport. The key is in an envelope that I gave to Jimmy at big Jim's Pizza. Just tell him Leo sent you.

Time to wake up for school, honey! Eggs or cereal for breakfast?-Mom

Wow, this body is sooooooo heavy. How rich do you think this guy was? Anyway, do you have that forged will?

pls open ur trunk. I am trapped inside.It would not be so bad but the engine of your Porsche gets hot.